Seriously, I never win anything. Not since high school when I won concert tix on the radio. Ages ago. There really needs to be a poetry ratio added to these contests or I might start spending my working days reading Dooce or some other crap.
You hurt my feelings! I am a sensitive snowflake! And I have never won anything, ever. So there.
The wife won us a trip to Hawaii once, pretty much guaranteeing that karmic justice would never allow me to win anything ever.
Yeah, that is a pretty sweet prize. Damn. I cannot even win a free coke under a bottle cap.
[…] Thankfully, I have done enough the past few months to keep the Universe in tact. The world will not come tumbling down around me. I may have a teeny, tiny crush on Mystery but I am still a good person. I give to charity. I eat my leftovers. Hell, I give away baked goods on the internet. […]