Hit Brigade

Here they are: the the very good, the extremely bad, and painfully ugly. This is Culinary Couture: 101. Consider yourself warned.

Intoxication (aka destroying my liver)

• Pop the Bubbly (Pear Champagne Cupcakes)
• Kitten to Cougar (Zuchini Saute)
• A Sober Shamrock Fest (Irish Soda Bread)

Validation (aka succeeding in the kitchen)

• And Unicorns Fly Out of the Pan (Chicken with 40 Cloves of Garlic)
• Life Changers (Sinful Peanut Butter Cookies)
• This Will Make People Like You (Pumpkin Cheesecake)

Humiliation (aka failing at life)

• Mom, You May Want to Skip this One (Pad Thai)
• Trailer Trash (Trailer Trash Cake)
• Under a Haze (Mussels in White Wine)

Adoration (aka loving my friends, trying to love me)

• Letter to My Body (no recipe)
• Little Black Dress (no recipe)
• On Love (no recipe)
• On Kindness (Chipotle Pork Meatballs)